I have a new essay up at The Morning News. It's about how I can't fix anything and what I did to try and impress the man who came to fix our dryer. There's also a bit in there where I fight a Komodo dragon. Okay, you got me: there isn't anything in there about me fighting a Komodo dragon. It was pretty exciting (I totally took that Komodo dragon down), but I decided to cut it out. Didn't think the world needed yet another story featuring me fighting a Komodo dragon. People are little tired of reading about that sort of thing. I'm pretty much synonymous for a guy who fights Komodo dragons. Yep, everyone knows what the C's been cooking. So I didn't want to be redundant. Thus I took the essay in a different direction. And I think for an essay not featuring me fighting a Komodo dragon, it's pretty darn good. Hope you enjoy.

Have a nice weekend.

This post is dedicated to Kimbo Slice.