I think this might be the most important scientific discovery of all time. I've dreaded what it's like to be mentally debilitated or old, and the idea of losing the ability to recognize sarcasm sounds like hell. But when you think about it, that's the trouble with the oldies: they can't tell when you're trying to make a funny. Like the old guy who lives down the street from me. I comment on his silly face all the time. I'm like, "Nice face, oldy!" And he's all, "Go away! Leave me alone! As a boy I was trapped in a circus fire!" I mean, god. Lighten up a little bit, pops. Am I right, America?

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