Its been almost a month since somebody has left a comment on one of the posts about the Irish Tenor Dr. Ronan Tynan here at Utter Wonder. That makes no sense. For a while there, the majority of commentators were the Ronan Tynan people. Now they're gone. Yes, they were kind of weird and obsessed, but it was nice to know that at least somebody was leaving comments on my blog. I mean, those were a good 6 to 8 people who I thought would buy my book. But now they've disappeared. What happened? I suppose I could read through all their comments to find a clue, but I can't read more than one or two before I start feeling the geek rubbing off on me. Maybe they've just moved on with their lives. Ha, that's a good one. No, that would be highly improbable.

At any rate, in an effort to lure them back I've prepared this short quiz on Ronan Tynan trivia.

QUESTION 1: WHERE WAS RONAN TYNAN BORN?
A. Buffalo, New York
B. Dublin, Ireland
C. Austin, Texas
D. Jakarta, Indonesia

QUESTION 2: RONAN T¥NAN SPENT NINE YEARS IN PRISON FOR WHAT CRIME
A. Murder of a barkeep
B. Insider trading
C. Hundreds of unpaid parking tickets
D. White slavery

QUESTION 3: RONAN TYNAN HATES KITTENS BECAUSE...
A. He believes most kittens are really puppies dressed as kittens, which he also hates.
B. Just because he can.
C. Kittens' pro-choice stance doesn't jibe with his beliefs.
D. He was raised by squirrels.

There. That should do the trick. Ronan Tynan people, come back to where you belong. Fill up my comments fields with your crazy. You are missed.

This post is dedicated to Placido Domingo.