Utter Wonder: The Idle Thoughts Of C. Monks

I'm Finding It Quite Hard Not Obeying The Voice's Orders.

Posted 07/30/2008 06:53 AM by cmonks in I Got Pac Man Fever.

I think I have one of these things in my ear. Only it isn't dead and it's doing a better than decent Morley Safer impersonation, telling me to use the butter knife on my pastry plate to pry it out of my fucking ear.

This post is dedicated to amoxicillin.

Comments.

After you're done prying it out of your ear, send me the knife so I can pry the above image out of my eyes.

Where the hell do you find this stuff and when are you finally going to get help so you'll stop?

Posted by: You can call me, 'Sir' at 07/30/2008 09:40 AM

Listen mister - on one vacation I had bronchitis, sinusitis, and tonsillitis at the same time. Unlike you, I didn't whine or whimper. Ya big wus. Your Guy Card is being suspended.

Posted by: elle at 07/30/2008 11:28 AM

One of the only times I wish I were blind. I'll try not to think about that poor little animal when I'm trying to sleep tonight. Thanks C.

Posted by: Patti at 07/30/2008 02:44 PM

What in the hell is that thing? No, nevermind, I don't want to know. In my head, it's a surfer who passed out without sunscreen.

Posted by: Jody at 07/31/2008 10:52 AM

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