They’re showing "Saving Private Ryan" for some reason. It’s a good movie, but don’t the Democrats have more important things to do with their time at the convention? Rent the thing off Netflix and instead let some D-List Representative speak about why Obama is so fricking awesome. Besides, I have no idea what version of "Saving Private Ryan" this is. Where’s Vin Diesel? All I see are a bunch on extras intermittently speaking and crying between Tom Hanks’ voice over. Must be some bonus DVD footage. Makes no sense. They better hurry up and find Matt Damon or else they're going to have a lot of bored delegates on their hands. That won't bode well for Biden. Last thing a VP to be needs is a bunch of people snoozing during his big speech. They should throw on the last few minutes of "Bachelor Party" to get the crowd revved back up.
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