This post is dedicated to frat parties.
Is the leader of the free world actually wiping sand off of Misty May's ass?
That's the closest that guy's been to a vagina in about 400 years.
once, I saw a picture of his dad doing the same thing to Margaret Thatcher
Who knew that a meet and greet included a Presidential Butt Inspection. I think that's taking executive privilege waaay too far.