My temporary bachelor days are over. We're a family unit again. My Lady, The Chosen One and Lil' Buddy arrived home last night and were delighted to find the little doorknob cozies I had knitted them. My Lady also appreciated how I polished the silver and dusted the cat. Best of all, nobody discovered the cheerleading squad from the local community college hiding in the pantry. That was a close one.

Alrighty. Everything is back to normal. I can now go back to playing video games and eating sandwiches all day. Thank god.

This post is dedicated Roberta Flack.