Happy Columbus Day.

Posted 10/13/2008 07:13 AM by cmonks in > happy holidays to you.

In honor of Columbus Day I have contracted conjunctivitis. No, it's not the same as syphilis, but it's as far as I was willing to go. Besides, conjunctivitis is in its own way a lot like syphilis of the eye. It's highly contagious and you wouldn't want to stick your sex parts into it. At any rate, Happy Columbus Day!


This post is dedicated to erythomicin.

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Hmmm. Is that they way Native Americans looks just before the slaughter?

 Posted by: Patricia at 10/13/2008 11:59 AM

C: You have more diseases than the Mayo Clinic. Remember, the key to preventing the spread of infection is good handwashing. Come to think of it, I'm going to go wash my hands right now.

 Posted by: elle at 10/13/2008 12:36 PM

I can't wait to use the phrase "syphilis of the eye" with everyone I know the next time I get pink eye.

 Posted by: Melissa at 10/13/2008 01:01 PM

columbus sailed to the new world and back to spain? ...... that's 3500 miles per galleon.

 Posted by: shady180 at 10/13/2008 06:02 PM

lol, Shady: It's corny but I like it. Just don't give up your day job. ;)

 Posted by: elle at 10/13/2008 09:12 PM


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