So you have two faces, big deal. That's only one more face than the rest of us have. It's not like you have ten faces or fifteen faces. Now that would be something to complain about. But two faces? Nope, sorry. There are many regular-faced people who would love to have an extra face. I mean, think of all the submarine sandwiches they could eat? You're probably too young to eat submarine sandwiches, but mark my words, when you're old enough you're going to be thanking god for having two faces. So suck it up until then and get out there and get some living' done!

This post is dedicated to pie charts.