What did we do to geese anyway? Do they not have a enough open fields to hang out and defecate on? What more do they want? I mean, hell, THEY CAN FLY. That should be enough for them. If I could fly I would be completely satisfied. Wouldn't have a care in the world. I'd fly around to various places and be totally chill. I don't get it. Do geese want to be invisible too? Is that it? If so, why mess with dogs and people? Do geese think we have the power to make the invisible? Wow, they're WAY OFF BASE if they do. And even if we could make them invisible, there are much better ways of going about getting us to make them invisible. Crashing our plans and attacking our dogs? Nope, sorry geese, no way that would make me want to make you invisible. Come up with A NEW PLAN, please. Besides, something tells me they wouldn't use the power of invisibility for good. They'd just use it to hang out in other places, like malls and libraries, where they could defecate and molt and whatever else it is they do completely undetected. Well, I'm afraid that's just not going to happen. Our malls and libraries are troubled enough as they are. We don't need invisible geese defecating in them. That would only make the economy worse. Plus it's not like President Obama doesn't already have enough on his plate, what with the recession and the war and stuff. I mean, REALLY, geese. I have no idea what you guys are thinking. Would you let us humans be invisible if we were CRASHING YOUR PLANES and ATTACKING YOUR DOGS?

I think not.