Utter Wonder: The Idle Thoughts Of C. Monks

Happy Valentine's Eve.

Posted 02/13/2009 06:53 AM by cmonks in > happy holidays to you.

For those of you that are lonely and mate-less this weekend, I wouldn't wish your life on anyone. Thankfully, there's still hope for you yet, as the below video will help you right your drifting, capsized ship of heartache.

Have a nice weekend. I'll be spending mine seducing My Lady. In the woods. Dressed just like Mr. Seduction there.

[Vid via Videogum]

Comments.

That video is of no help for those of us who are still seeking our hearts' home. By the way, I didn't realize that you moved to Detroit.

Posted by: elle at 02/13/2009 12:18 PM

First, in the last clip, why was that man dressed like a woman? Second, thank god the 80s are over.

Posted by: Patti at 02/13/2009 12:48 PM

Hi, I noticed you have freckles--wanna talk about it?

Posted by: Ian at 02/13/2009 01:32 PM

Wow. Should they really have included the sad old guy who thought his marriage was fine right up until the day his wife kicked him out? Maybe he shouldn't be offering any advice.

Posted by: Melissa at 02/13/2009 02:03 PM

good looking out, monks, thanks! I just booked the banquet room at the Waffle House for a fancy dinner. nothing but the best for my angel!

Posted by: shady180 at 02/13/2009 02:23 PM

Who knew Shady was Kid Rock in disguise.

Posted by: elle at 02/13/2009 03:42 PM

I always thought I was more Tom Jones...but cheesier.

Posted by: shady180 at 02/13/2009 05:32 PM

lol...Well Tom Jones is fine and I like cheese. Also, I wouldn't touch Kid Rock even if he was dipped in bleach and I had a Haz-Mat suit on. Skanky is as skanky does.

Posted by: elle at 02/13/2009 06:03 PM

Apparently C's on vacation today.

Posted by: elle at 02/16/2009 02:50 PM

I'm still giggling about "....skanky is as skanky does..." didn't Mark Twain say that first?

Posted by: shady180 at 02/16/2009 05:21 PM

lol...somehow I don't think it was Twain although I may be wrong.

Posted by: elle at 02/16/2009 06:14 PM

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