Utter Wonder: The Idle Thoughts Of C. Monks

Sizing Up A Few Of The Winners At the Westminster Dog Show.

Posted 02/12/2009 07:16 AM by cmonks in You Ain't All That.

Since I'm sort of a big deal what with being featured in newspapers not once, but twice this week I've decided to take the day off. So here's something I wrote a few years ago, back when I was a nobody. Enjoy!

Best of Breed, Doberman Pinscher: Blue Chip Purple Reign

What a fine looking bitch!

Best of Breed, Alaskan Malamite: Atanik Silverice Hot Pants

That bitch knows how to work it!

Best of Breed, Shih Tzu: Souyen's Piece Of Perfection

From top to bottom, that's one classy bitch!

Best of Breed, Miniature Bull Terrier: Kingsmere Moondoggie

What a hot bitch! Oh wait; he's not a bitch. My bad, dawg.

Best of Breed, Great Dane: Lobato's Anything Goes

Look at that big bitch!

Best of Breed, Chihuahua (Smooth Coat): YO YO's Sweet Sensation

Skank!

This post is dedicated to easy jokes.

Comments.

This year two of my favorite breeds came in #1 and #2 in the Hound group. I think there is a "big dog" bias when it comes to Best in Show however.

And C, be careful with letting your recent fame get the better of you. If you do, I think Your Lady will bring you down to size.

Posted by: elle at 02/12/2009 12:44 PM

Back up C. I have two lovely chihuahuas and they are far from skanks!!

Posted by: Patti at 02/12/2009 01:49 PM

a repeat? really? Monks, you're better than that.

Posted by: shady180 at 02/12/2009 03:03 PM

No he's not. He's done it to us before. I told ya we're gonna be SOL.

Posted by: elle at 02/12/2009 03:11 PM

he's probably busy with hookers & blow...(crosses fingers, ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease)

Posted by: shady180 at 02/12/2009 03:53 PM

lol.....If that's so his Lady is gonna make him pay big time.

Posted by: elle at 02/12/2009 04:23 PM

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