Utter Wonder: The Idle Thoughts Of C. Monks

That Would Truly Be an Apocalypse.

Posted 03/06/2009 07:11 AM by cmonks in Video Killed the Fair-To-Middling Blogging Star.

I like how there's a little shrine to Elvis in the background. He's probably up in heaven like, "Wut? Come on man. I got all the bacon and peanut butter and beef stew one dead dude can have. Blue suede shoes!" Because you just know heaven has like the 24-Hour buffet table to end all 24-hour buffet tables. I'll be hitting that thing all the time. Nothing beats a loaded buffet table, whether you're dead or whatever. So no, I don't buy it. There has to be breakfast in heaven. Breakfast is like the best meal ever. Why would God want to go and take breakfast away? And if there's not then I'd like to see what kind of package Mr. Satan has to offer because no breakfast is a definite deal breaker.

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Comments.

Well, I'm glad to see that my 2 favorite breakfasts, (grilled cheese with tomato on sourdough or onion bagel with butter) weren't cut. Sorry about the doughnuts though, C. Cheer up. They didn't say anything about lunch or supper. Actually, I don't think the woman said anything at all.

Posted by: Debbie Hayford at 03/06/2009 08:12 AM

Woman? I thought that was Flip Wilson playing Geraldine.

Posted by: Orb at 03/06/2009 08:54 AM

I think Geraldine ate all the breakfast foods and that's why there is no mo.

Posted by: Patti at 03/06/2009 11:54 AM

I've been thinking about this all day. Something was bothering me. I'm pretty sure doughnuts are angel food. They just don't have calories in heaven. That's probably where the confusion lies. What a releif, huh C?

Posted by: Debbie Hayford at 03/06/2009 01:54 PM

Angel food as in angel food cake? That would suck!

Posted by: simpleton01 at 03/06/2009 04:04 PM

Leave my Nuts of Grapes alone!!

Posted by: Parker at 03/06/2009 06:29 PM

THIS COMMENT VIOLATES THE TWO MAXIMUM COMMENT PER USER RULE. THEREFORE IT HAS BEEN SUBSTITUTED WITH LYRICS FROM A FAMOUS R&B/SOUL SONG OF 1970s OR 1980s:

"Shining Star" by the Manhattans

Ooh, ooh, yeah

(Chorus:)
Honey, you are my shining star
Don't you go away
Wanna be right here where you are
Until my dying day

So many have tried
Tried to find a love like yours and mine
Girl, don't you realize how you hypnotize
Make me love you more each time...yeah, baby

Honey, I'm never gonna leave you lonely
Give my love to you only
To you only
To you only

(Repeat chorus)

Feels so good
When we're lying here next to each other, lost in love...yeah, baby
Baby, when we touch--love you so much
You're all I ever dreamed of...yeah, baby

Honey, I'm never gonna leave you lonely
Give my love to you only
To you only
To you only

(Repeat chorus, ad lib, and fade)

Posted by: Debbie Hayford at 03/07/2009 09:07 AM

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