Everybody is getting on the March Madness bandwagon. A local urology practice is advertising appointments to have the "snip" done before the games begin. They've really gone all out: those that have "it" done get a recovery kit that includes a sports magazine, a coupon for free pizza delivery, and a bag of frozen peas.

I know the economy is tough but really.

I would love to see Star Jones play some hoops. I bet she would just be nasty under the boards, probably picking up 15-20 rebounds a game. I could also see her wagging her finger--Dikembe Mutumbo style--after each rejection, "not in my house, bitch!"

Hoya Destroya!