As you can see, when it comes to animal battle-themed cake decorating, I am nothing short of a master. My artistry is second to none, really. I mean, sure, anyone can throw some wolves and some sharks on frosting and call it a birthday cake, but I take things to another level. My Wolves Vs. Sharks cake is a beacon of animal-battling light in a dreary world of lame animal-battling-themed things. It makes the viewer rethink what it means to be a wolf or a shark battling on top of a young child's birthday cake. Plus it poses the age old question that wisemen, scholars, and daytime talk show host have struggled over for years: Who would win a fight between on top of a birthday cake, a wolf or a shark?

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