In the following video, please substitute me for the birthing simulator, my next book for the fake baby, and Zooey Deschanel and Connie Brittan for the nurses. Thank you.

I realize that all the fake births depicted in the video are healthy ones, and therefore it doesn't really jibe as a metaphor for my writer's block, but whatever. Being a fake vagina is not a walk in the park, let me tell you.

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