Today's Fan Letter to Star Jones.

Posted 04/29/2009 10:32 AM by cmonks in > me and mrs. jones.

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Did she crush your soul by sitting on it before the lap band surgery? If so, then you have one flat soul.

 Posted by: Patti at 04/29/2009 12:15 PM

C, you went back six times after the initial toss? Either you're the most determined (or demented?) Star Jones fan ever OR you liked the treatment from the security guards and returned for more. Which is it?

 Posted by: elle at 04/29/2009 12:37 PM

What exactly do you say to Star that makes her hate you so?

 Posted by: Patti at 04/29/2009 05:54 PM

Ms. Jones has never been known for having good taste in men. But please keep trying C. Your attempts are one of my favorie parts of your blog. You should ask all your loyal readers to contact Star and try selling her on your manly virtues.

 Posted by: Debbie Hayford at 04/30/2009 08:58 AM

Your fan letters to Star make my day, week, year. I can't now go on vacation (thanks). I can't understand why she hasn't fallen madly in love with you. Your toenails and coldsores always seem to clear up.

 Posted by: Happy at 04/30/2009 08:49 PM


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