Are you kidding? Clearly the first video, at only 0.28 seconds in was more horrifying. As it went on, it began to remind me of that SNL skit with Dan Ackroyd playing Julia Child, demonstrating the proper way to cut up a chicken, along with several arteries, or even the Black Knight skit in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail." But then I realized this was supposed to be serious and employees were forced to watch this and keep a straight face.

I thought the acting was way better in the zoo film. Brad Pitt had me totally convinced he was a polar bear.

The other film would have been better if they had covered the most pervasive worked related injury: ironing your work pants while you're wearing them. Trust me, I know from experience. This morning.

"Work related," not "worked related!" Jesus! Dumbass!

On the other hand, if you look at it from the polar bears' perspective, the second video could be more horrifying.

The first video is the winner. I've done workplace safety for years and this stuff does happen. Thankfully, it's never happened at any of my workplaces.

It think the clip of the polar bear is poetic justice. If only Sarah Palin would have been the one to fall in.

Again, I am sucked in to watching these. The first was awful. It reminds me of the Red Cross videos we had to watch to become a card carrying member. The second one, the women was just plain stupid.