Well, I hope Sarah Palin had a great Mother's Day because people are being mauled by bears left and right in her state, and god forbid she have a lousy Mother's Day. Christ. Is this how you run state government? By turning away money from the Fed and sitting back to watch bears maul your constituents on garbage day? One can only imagine what this country would be like if she's ever in charge. Wouldn't be just bears that we'd have to worry about. Sharks, gators, Sasquatches -- every man-eating beast you could think of would run rampant, chomping and mauling us. That would be no way to live, I tell you!
God Bless America.