An Email I Received This Weekend.

Posted 05/05/2009 09:32 PM by cmonks in MEOW! MEOW!.

We have two Siberian tiger Cubs looking for a new home. We are writing to inquire if you could provide a loving and caring home for them. Our baby cubs are gorgeous and adorable and are just ready to meet loving and caring homes at just 12 weeks old! They are very socialized with kids and other house hold pets. Their Shots are up-to-date, they are spoiled and rotten with much love from members of the family. They are about 23 lbs and will be about 900 to 1025 Ibs when full grown. All our cubs are AKC Registration, have their vaccination & de-worming documentation available. Our cubs are of Champion bloodlines with World & International Champions in their pedigrees. They are all purebred tiger cubs. We offer 1 year guarantee on all our cubs together with all a new ownership certificate and ownership license and permit obtained from the ministry of animal and live stock which permits the cub to be transported anywhere around the globe. We shall be providing more information and pictures of our cubs at first contact. If Interested in providing a home for these gorgeous tiger cubs, reply to us directly at shellyroys@yahoo.com.




Comments.

You know you're getting a quality tiger when it's spoiled and rotten.

Either of those qualities alone, and you've got what they call in the tiger market as "maul madness."

Posted by: Matthew Bonanno at 05/05/2009 10:43 AM

C, if you decide to adopt a cub we want to see a picture of you wearing those nifty boots Roy has on.

Posted by: elle at 05/05/2009 12:28 PM

I wonder how many tubs of artichoke dip those cubs can eat while watching golf.

Posted by: Patti at 05/05/2009 01:54 PM

Wow! Tiger cubs that are registered with the American Kennel Club, have "pedigrees" and "champion bloodlines?" What does a non-pedigreed tiger look like? Would it be a muttiger? Does Amimal Planet have AKC tiger show competitions? Sounds like the sender of this email had a load of tiger butter in his pants.

Posted by: Debbie Hayford at 05/05/2009 02:28 PM

Monks:

Shelly Roys is an ex of mine, and she's crazier than bat shit! DO NOT respond to her tiger cub solicitation. Before you know it she'll be feeding you a song and dance about "bad luck in love" and then the next thing you know you're having drinks at some cheap sushi joint, and then Pow! You're on Judge Judy trying to explain that the tiger cub poisoning was an accident.

Posted by: Michael Murray at 05/05/2009 03:09 PM



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