Why didn't I think of this? Put your books on top of your shoes! Here all these years I have been wasting my time putting them on shelves and bookcases.
Thanks for a clearer shot of the titles of your books. These are the same books my shoes are reading too!
Your poor books are begging for mercy! They can't last much longer in their current location - the odor is just too much for them. Have a heart and move those poor books.
There's actually a book (albeit a very thin book) titled, "So You Want To Be President?" ?! What idiot would want that job? Also, this is a very conspicuous placement of your books, C. You don't have to try to impress. It's just us.