In an hour I'm due to chaperon 40 second graders to the Butterfly Place, so I really can't be bothered with obsessing over all the unfunny things the four of you will write in the comments section today. 40 lives will be in my hands. Not to mention the lives of thousands of butterflies. This field trip will either be delightful or a holocaust. So, yes, forgive me for not caring about my blog today.

In light of something fair-to-middling, I give you Eugene Mirman's commencement speech at Lexington High School, just one town over from where I live.