My Lady is out of town at her high school reunion this weekend. So while the cat is away this mouse plans to play! Let's party! We'll have a blast! Who wants to help me feed and bathe a couple of kids? How about driving them to and from two soccer games and three little league baseball games over the course of the next 36 hours? Oh, and you have to help me coach two T-ball games. Did I mention doing laundry and story time and wiping noses (as far as I know it's not swine flu)? And I can't forget the meltdowns: you'll have to help me with many, many, meltdowns. Their meltdowns. My meltdowns. Not to mention your inevitable meltdowns. (Don't worry: they're cathartic. Like watching a nature documentary featuring a lion devouring a antelope.)
So, what do you say? Let's get our FREAK ON!