IT'S PARTY TIME UP IN HERE, YO.

Posted 06/12/2009 09:10 AM by cmonks in My Highs and Lows Are Monumental.

giggggalo.jpgMy Lady is out of town at her high school reunion this weekend. So while the cat is away this mouse plans to play! Let's party! We'll have a blast! Who wants to help me feed and bathe a couple of kids? How about driving them to and from two soccer games and three little league baseball games over the course of the next 36 hours? Oh, and you have to help me coach two T-ball games. Did I mention doing laundry and story time and wiping noses (as far as I know it's not swine flu)? And I can't forget the meltdowns: you'll have to help me with many, many, meltdowns. Their meltdowns. My meltdowns. Not to mention your inevitable meltdowns. (Don't worry: they're cathartic. Like watching a nature documentary featuring a lion devouring a antelope.)

So, what do you say? Let's get our FREAK ON!




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Some free advice, from somebody who's raised four:

Drop T-ball.

Posted by: simpleton01 at 06/12/2009 12:57 PM

You can do anything in that jumpsuit!

Posted by: Patti at 06/12/2009 01:32 PM



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