Well, I totally destroyed July 4th weekend. Destroyed it. Made that thing my bitch then drop kicked it to the curb the morning after. Yeah, that might have been harsh, but whatever. 4th of July knows that I have lots of other holidays bitches in my stable. I'm not a one holiday guy. That's the game I play. Too late to change my strategy now. Gotta go with how I got here. Kind if like Sarah Palin. She drop kicked Alaska to the curb over the weekend too. She is straight up HARD. Plus she has that whole "higher power" thing going for. God told her to cut and run. Simple as that. All you haters best learn. So STOP HATIN'! You're just messin' with her because she is a strong woman and whatnot. Go criticize some other governor with a god complex who is riddled with embezzlement charges. Leave her alone already! Damn.

Word up, SP! You heard the lady: "When I hear a statement like that coming from a woman candidate, with any kind of perceived whine about that excess criticism or you know maybe a sharper microscope put on her, I think 'that doesn't do us any good."

So THERE!

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[Vid via Gawker]