The title of this post is a lie. I'm not on vacation anymore. Sorry about that. At least I showed how much a care about your trust to admit to lying to you. So, like, points for that, right?

At any rate, my vacation may be over, but my absence from Utter Wonder is not. (And for the record, this has nothing to do with it.) I'm really just very busy, what with playing NCAA Football 10 on my Xbox and checking my e-mail 792 times a day and helping a famous movie director edit a humor anthology.

So, you see, I have very little time for you right now. Yet somehow I think you'll manage.

Stay gold, Pony boys and girls.

Ps. http://twitter.com/crmonks