Blog.

Suggested Reading: Mr. Can't Fix It  06/27/2008
Captions For Photos of People Riding Segway Scooters  06/26/2008
Justice Served!  06/25/2008
Went to Gloucester, Massachusetts; Didn't Get Pregnant  06/24/2008
World's Ugliest Dog Named  06/23/2008
Angry Steve Guttenberg!  06/20/2008
Battle of My Local Baptist Churches' Billboards  06/19/2008
Something Is Not Right in the Land of Wii Fit  06/18/2008
Field Day, 2008  06/17/2008
A Photo of Our New Minivan  06/16/2008
Father's Day Is Nearly Upon Us  06/13/2008
Two Fawns Making Out  06/12/2008
Memo To My Family  06/11/2008
I'm A Medical Marvel  06/10/2008
Helter Swelter  06/09/2008
A Superfast Pep Talk!  06/06/2008
Yeah, Right, Whatever  06/04/2008
Well, If This Don't Just Boil Over My Pot  06/03/2008
Which Is More Horrifying?  06/02/2008
A Fascinating Discovery  05/30/2008
Blogging Killed the Blogging Star  05/28/2008
My Book Gets Its Own Blog  05/27/2008
Return of the Wii  05/23/2008
Further Proof That My Son Is Cuter Than Yours  05/21/2008
A Superfast Pep Talk!  05/20/2008
Poll Results  05/19/2008
Hey Look!  05/15/2008
Congrats, Hillary!  05/14/2008
Sizing Up The Latest Disasters  05/13/2008
Survival of the Fittest At Its Finest  05/12/2008
Can You Spot the Hillary Supporters?  05/09/2008
Today's Fan Letter to Star Jones  05/08/2008
Momentum, Mo-shmentum  05/07/2008
You Know, It's Hard Not to Come Off As "Elitist" When This Is Who We're Up Against  05/06/2008
Terrible News  05/05/2008
Which Is More Horrifying?  05/02/2008
The 55th Inductee Into Utter Wonder's Hall of Fame  05/01/2008
At Least He Looks Like He Knows What He's Doing Out There  04/30/2008
Special Announcement  04/29/2008
Today's Fan Letter to Star Jones  04/28/2008
My Glorious Toes Have New Weekend Plans  04/25/2008
My Glorious Toes Demand Less Chatting, More Dancing  04/24/2008
My Glorious Toes Are Dissatisfied With Their Hotel Room's Wallpaper  04/23/2008
My Glorious Toes Are Impatiently Waiting for the Cabana Boy to Get Them Their Drinks  04/22/2008
My Glorious Toes Are On Vacation  04/21/2008
Today's Fan Letter to Star Jones  04/18/2008
This Isn't As Easy As It Looks  04/17/2008
Oh, To Be So Young and Innocent!  04/16/2008
Ladies and Gentleman, I Give You the Next Governor of New York  04/15/2008
I Can Get Used to This  04/14/2008
Hey C, How Are You Feeling About Your Book Today?  04/11/2008
The Old Gray Lady Is Out to Get Me  04/10/2008
Last Night A Little Part of Me Died  04/09/2008
Suggested Reading: The McSweeney's Joke Book of Jokes  04/08/2008
A Photo of the Line Waiting to Get Into the Kid's Choice Awards  04/04/2008
A Photo of the Plaque That Suggested We Weren't Just Riding Any Old Elevator  04/03/2008
A Photo of the Sculpture We Saw at the Getty Museum  04/02/2008
A Photo of the View From Our Hotel Room in LA  04/01/2008
California, Here We Come  03/28/2008
Which Is More Horrifying?  03/26/2008
The Ronan Tynan-Related Comment of the Week  03/25/2008
I Ate Fourteen Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs Yesterday  03/24/2008
Happy Good Friday, Giraffes!  03/21/2008
When It Comes to Interpreters for Deaf Celebrities, Don't Mess With C  03/18/2008
Happy St. Patrick's Day, Huli Wigman!  03/17/2008
Enough With the Home Invasions Already  03/14/2008
Please Leave Whitey Alone  03/13/2008
Looks Like Those Two Years of French in High School Will Finally Payoff  03/12/2008
Aargh  03/11/2008
I've Watched This 17 Times And Still I'm Not Sure How I'm Supposed to Feel  03/07/2008
Journalism 101  03/06/2008
All Right!  03/05/2008
Semi-Annoying  03/03/2008
NO POST TODAY BECAUSE TODAY IS A MADE UP DAY THAT IS STUPID AND DUMB  02/29/2008
Battle of My Local Baptist Churches' Billboards  02/28/2008
The Kittens Hate You  02/27/2008
YPR is 5  02/26/2008
A Pathetically Unreasonable Man  02/25/2008
More Thoughts About Disney World  02/22/2008
A Photo of Jeopardy Champ Ken Jennings at Disney World  02/21/2008
I'm Going to Disney World  02/15/2008
Today's Fan Letter to Star Jones  02/14/2008
As If I Needed Another Reason Not to Vote for Hillary  02/13/2008
Return to Paradise Hotel  02/13/2008
Here We Go Again  02/11/2008
What I've Been Up To  02/08/2008
I Guess This is To Expected When You're a Relatively Obscure Fair-To-Midding Blogger  02/06/2008
Super Tuesday  02/05/2008
Hey C, How Are You Feeling About Your Book Today?  02/04/2008
This Is No Way to Celebrate The First Draft of My Book Being Completed  02/01/2008
Almost There  01/31/2008
Please Bear With Me...  01/30/2008
Yet More Fashion Highs and Lows of the Westboro Baptist Church  01/28/2008
A Random Act of Outrage Mistakenly Directed at a Kitten  01/25/2008
"Who Is More Trouble Than He's Worth?"  01/24/2008
A Photo of Me Hard At Work On My Book  01/23/2008
Hey C, How Are You Feeling About Your Book Today?  01/22/2008
Today's Fan Letter to Star Jones  01/18/2008
My Child Is So Much Cuter Than Yours You Should Be Ashamed of Yourself  01/17/2008
Old School Garfield  01/16/2008
Thoughts On Television Commericals: The New Budweiser Ads  01/15/2008
Snow Day!  01/14/2008
Monkeybicycle 5  01/11/2008
Please Help  01/10/2008
Having Me Cake And Eating It Too  01/09/2008
Which is More Horrifying?  01/08/2008
I Promise to Stay Just as Powerful As Ever  01/07/2008
Happy New Year Again, Again  01/04/2008
Happy New Year Again  01/03/2008
Happy New Year  01/02/2008
The Complete 2007 Blogvent Calendar  12/21/2007
Merry Christmas From My Glorious Toes  12/20/2007
Hark the Herald C Monks Sings  12/19/2007
My Nativity Scene is Second to None  12/18/2007
Christmas Comes Early to Miami  12/17/2007
Hey C, How Are You Feeling About Your Book Today?  12/14/2007
A Shout Out to God  12/13/2007
What an Enormous Relief  12/12/2007
Some Emails I Have Received the Last Couple of Weeks and My Eventual Reply to Them  12/11/2007
What Is the World Coming To?  12/10/2007
The Crossing Guard  12/07/2007
Blogvent Calendar: Day 6  12/06/2007
The Main Reason We Shouldn't Mess With Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad  12/05/2007
A Christmas CD You Must Rush Out and Buy As If Your Life Depended On It  12/04/2007
The Return of the Blog-Vent Calendar  12/03/2007
Eating Chicken  11/30/2007
My Driveway  11/28/2007
"Operation That's a Dude in a Dress" is a Rounding Success  11/27/2007
Consider Yourself Warned  11/26/2007
Happy Thanksgiving  11/21/2007
November 19th: A Historical Day In History  11/20/2007
Another Casualty-Free Reading is in the Books  11/19/2007
This Sunday Night  11/16/2007
The Sexiest Man Alive Owes Me  11/15/2007
Why My Ears Bled at the Harvard-Penn Game This Past Weekend  11/13/2007
Happy Veteran's Day!  11/12/2007
Way to go, Bro  11/09/2007
Lies! Lies! Lies!  11/08/2007
Youth Soccer Update  11/06/2007
The Utter Wonder Humor Reading Series, Volume 4  11/02/2007
A Very Special Utter Wonder Rerun: The Fashion Highs and Lows of the Westboro Baptist Church  11/01/2007
Which is More Horrifying?  10/31/2007
Rocky Mountain High  10/29/2007
World Series Thoughts  10/26/2007
Back to Normal  10/24/2007
Score One for Cultural Sensitivity  10/22/2007
Hey C, How Are Your Feeling About Your Book Today?  10/19/2007
Today's Fan Letter to Al Reynolds  10/17/2007
This Is Who We Are Losing To  10/15/2007
Let Him Not Eat Cake  10/12/2007
A Photo of the Scariest Three Minutes at the Fair  10/11/2007
It's Like Winning the "$25,000 Pyramid" But Not Having to Deal With Dick Clark  10/10/2007
A Video of the Card I Gave My Lady For Our 10th Anniversary  10/05/2007
Bruce Springsteen's New Song  10/04/2007
Utter Wonder: A Tribute and Look Back on the Wonderfulness of the Last 5 Years or So Type Thing  10/02/2007
Your 2007 American League East Division Champions!!!  09/29/2007
A Superfast Pep Talk!  09/27/2007
I Think I'm Obligated to Show This To You  09/26/2007
My Toes Continue to Set The Standard for Other Toes Everywhere  09/25/2007
I Win Again  09/21/2007
Thank God That's Over  09/20/2007
The Best Perk About Being 5  09/19/2007
Utter Wonder is 5  09/17/2007
My Toes Are a Glorious Gift From God  09/13/2007
My Letter to Star Jones Six Years Ago Today  09/12/2007
Trash Talkin' at the Zoo II  09/10/2007
Hey C, How Are Your Feeling About Your Book Today?  09/07/2007
A Photo of the Show Horses Just Before Their Attack  09/06/2007
Ring the Bells  09/05/2007
I Can't Blog Today  09/04/2007
A Superfast Pep Talk!  08/31/2007
Ask C and You Shall Learn, Vol. XVI  08/29/2007
Proof That I'm Now Just Two Degrees Separated From Star Jones  08/28/2007
Hey C, How Are You Feeling About Your Book Today?  08/24/2007
It's Fun to Stay at the NMKY  08/23/2007
Whose Idea Was it To Hold a Beer Festival Near a Bear Cage Anyway?  08/21/2007
Last Week's Letter From Star Jones  08/20/2007
Water Sprinkler Wading Pool Park Hell  08/17/2007
Whatever, World  08/15/2007
The 52nd, 53rd, and 54th Inductees Into Utter Wonder's Hall of Fame  08/14/2007
Mr. Giggles  08/10/2007
One of the Many Great Highs and Lows of My Extraordinary Life  08/08/2007
My Letter of Apology to Jenny Jones  08/06/2007
Today's Fan Letter to Star Jones  08/02/2007
Today's Fan Letter to Star Jones  08/01/2007
Three Emails From Last Night  07/31/2007
I Totally Rocked My Dental Cleaning  07/27/2007
I Totally Kicked Arnold's Lobster and Clam Bar's Word Search's Ass  07/25/2007
Yet Another Reason Why There Are Worse Things Than Being Locked Up In a Philipino Prison  07/24/2007
I'm a Very Busy Man  07/23/2007
Oh Woe is Me  07/20/2007
A Superfast Pep Talk!  07/18/2007
I Am an Inspiration to Anonymous Letter Writers Everywhere  07/17/2007
Bonfire of the Inanities  07/13/2007
RIP Lady Bird Johnson  07/12/2007
I'm Back From Italy  07/10/2007
I'm in Italy Week: After Tomorrow I Won't Be in Italy Anymore  07/06/2007
I'm in Italy Week: Check Out This Famous Old Building  07/05/2007
I'm in Italy Week: Happy 4th of July From Italy  07/04/2007
I'm in Italy Week: I'm Still in Italy  07/03/2007
I'm in Italy Week: Hey, I'm in Italy  07/02/2007
Going to Italy Week: I'm Going to Italy!  06/28/2007
Going to Italy Week: Italy is a Very Dangerous Place  06/27/2007
Going to Italy Week: Italy is a Country in Europe  06/26/2007
Going to Italy Week  06/25/2007
My Caring is Less Than I Could Care to Care About  06/22/2007
My Adventures with Pacman Jones  06/21/2007
I Was So Wrong About Turtle Porn  06/20/2007
Thoughts Counting Are Overrated  06/19/2007
Big Day Ahead!  06/15/2007
He Had it Coming  06/14/2007
The 51st Inductee Into Utter Wonder's Hall of Fame  06/13/2007
The View From Our Seat On the School Bus During the Field Trip to the Beach  06/12/2007
Up With Penguins  06/11/2007
My Tuna Casserole (Produced by Timbaland, featuring Nelly Furtado and Akon)  06/07/2007
Happy 51st Bjirthday, Bjorn Borg!  06/06/2007
Communicating With My Family Through My Blog Day  06/05/2007
Checking in With the Sox  06/04/2007
Happy June!  06/01/2007
The 50th Inductee Into Utter Wonder's Hall of Fame  05/31/2007
You Are All Scared Little Scaredy Cats  05/30/2007
A Road Not Worth Taking  05/29/2007
A Superfast Pep Talk!  05/25/2007
Better Than Nothing  05/24/2007
Today's Fan Letter to Star Jones  05/23/2007
The Hot Lifeguards Totally Disappoint Me  05/22/2007
Guess Which Caption I Changed from Yesterday's "Laugh Parade"  05/21/2007
You Ain't All That, Chameleon  05/18/2007
Family Shame  05/17/2007
Catching Up With the Other Chris Monks-es  05/16/2007
Gardening is Overrated  05/15/2007
Mother's Day Recap  05/14/2007
Thank You So Very, Very Much  05/11/2007
Barry Gibb's Teeth Kind of Freak Me Out  05/10/2007
My Blog Shame Diet Finally Pays Off  05/09/2007
Where's DSS When You Need Them?  05/08/2007
Introducing Dadsmacker  05/07/2007
Giving You My All  05/04/2007
Work Doesn't Seem That Bad After All  05/03/2007
Suggested Reading: "My Hairy Boy"  05/02/2007
Which is More Horrifying?  05/01/2007
This is Whole Foods, Chump!  04/30/2007
My New Nickname Rocks  04/27/2007
Happy 59th Birthday, Stevie Nicks!  04/26/2007
Happy Administrative Professionals' Day!  04/25/2007
I Know I Vowed Never to Post a Pic of Me But...  04/24/2007
Back For Reals  04/23/2007
I'm Not On Vacation Anymore  04/20/2007
Vacation, Still On I Am  04/19/2007
I'm On Vacation Still  04/18/2007
I'm Still On Vacation  04/17/2007
I'm On Vacation  04/16/2007
Hittin' Hilton Head Again  04/13/2007
Today's Fan Letter to Star Jones  04/12/2007
Coming Clean  04/11/2007
What Was I Thinking?  04/10/2007
Ho Hum: Another Easter Egg Hunt Massacre  04/09/2007
Okay Friday  04/06/2007
My Yesterday Summarized In A Bar Graph  04/05/2007
It's Not Right!  04/04/2007
Suggested Reading: "Daisuke Matsuzaka's Other Legendary Talents"  04/03/2007
My Predictions for the 2007 Major League Baseball Season  04/02/2007
Nothing to See Here  03/30/2007
I Need an Answer Man  03/29/2007
23 Years Ago Today On Utter Wonder  03/28/2007
I'm a Great Dad  03/27/2007
Happy 63rd Birthday, Diana Ross!  03/26/2007
Superfast Pep Talk Week! - Day 5  03/23/2007
Superfast Pep Talk Week! - Day 4  03/22/2007
Superfast Pep Talk Week! - Day 3  03/21/2007
Superfast Pep Talk Week! - Day 2  03/20/2007
Superfast Pep Talk Week! - Day 1  03/19/2007
Don't Step to C  03/15/2007
Guess Which Caption I Changed from Sunday's "Laugh Parade"  03/13/2007
Best Birthday Party Ever  03/12/2007
6  03/09/2007
Which is More Awesome?  03/08/2007
Like Hell, But With More Screaming  03/07/2007
Well, I Don't Dig You Either  03/06/2007
Today's Fan Letter to Star Jones  03/05/2007
Love Me, Dig Me  03/02/2007
Happy 60th Birthday, Alan Thicke!  03/01/2007
Only Two Days Away!  02/28/2007
Online Story Revival: Mink Farming Is In Our Blood  02/27/2007
My Oscar Party Kicked Ass  02/26/2007
C Monks Ain't Going Nowhere  02/23/2007
Which is More Horrifying?  02/22/2007
I Am the Wind Beneath My Wings  02/20/2007
President's Day Weekend in the Hizzy  02/16/2007
Ice, Ice, Baby  02/15/2007
Waiting For My Valentine's Gift  02/14/2007
Hope You Enjoyed Your Hugless Sunday  02/12/2007
Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!  02/09/2007
Highlights From NYC's Fashion Week  02/08/2007
Astronauts Are Nothing But Trouble  02/07/2007
It's Cold  02/06/2007
Not Seeing Its Shadow Isn't All It's Cracked Up to Be  02/05/2007
Happy Nine Days Until the Utter Wonder Humor Reading Series (Vol. III) Day!  02/02/2007
Reason Why I Am Better Than Everybody #4,917  02/01/2007
Suggested Reading: "Paula Abdul: Life Judge"  01/31/2007
Which is More Horrifying?  01/30/2007
I Answer Question's Posed to Walter Scott's Personality Parade  01/29/2007
What a Wiik  01/26/2007
I Wii-lieve I Can Fly  01/25/2007
Wii Will Rock You  01/24/2007
A Photo Showing How Nothing Can Change This Love  01/23/2007
Rise Up, Warrior!  01/22/2007
The Utter Wonder Humor Reading Series, Vol. III  01/19/2007
Which is More Horrifying?  01/18/2007
Keeping Hope Alive  01/17/2007
Fashion Highs and Lows of the 2007 Golden Globes  01/16/2007
Friday I Have Friday On My Mind  01/12/2007
Surging Into What?  01/11/2007
Today's Fan Letter to Star Jones  01/10/2007
Thoughts On Three of Yahoo News' Most Emailed Photos  01/09/2007
My Personal Day  01/08/2007
Mad Tidbits Up In Here Yo!  01/05/2007
New Year, Same Old Story: The Kittens Still Hate You  01/04/2007
My New Year's Eve Regret  01/03/2007
Happy New Year!  01/01/2007
Nobody's Reading Week: The Highly Un-Anticipated Finale  12/29/2006
Nobody's Reading Week Continued  12/28/2006
Nobody's Reading Week  12/27/2006
Heaven's Got A Brand New Bag  12/26/2006
The Complete 2006 Blogvent Calendar  12/22/2006
Ask C and You Shall Learn, Vol. XVII  12/21/2006
There Are Angels  12/19/2006
Powerful and Awesome  12/18/2006
Blogvent Day Seventeen!  12/17/2006
Blogvent Day Sixteen!  12/16/2006
Which is More Horrifying?  12/15/2006
The 49th Inductee Into Utter Wonder's Hall of Fame  12/14/2006
Burned By Barbara Yet Again  12/13/2006
Ask C and You Shall Learn, Vol. XVI  12/12/2006
My Christmas Tree is Better Than Yours  12/11/2006
Blogvent Day Ten!  12/10/2006
Blogvent Day Nine!  12/09/2006
Ye Olde Shoppe Utter de Wonder Week: The Last Final Gasp  12/08/2006
Ye Olde Shoppe Utter de Wonder Week: You All Are Lame  12/07/2006
Ye Olde Shoppe Wonder de Utter Week: My Family's Power Rankings Shirt  12/06/2006
Ye Olde Shoppe Wonder de Utter Week: The Stay Gold Shirt  12/05/2006
Ye Olde Shoppe Wonder de Utter  12/04/2006
Blogvent Day Three!  12/03/2006
Blogvent Day Two!  12/02/2006
The Illustrious Return of Utter Wonder's Blogvent Calendar  12/01/2006
Guess Which Caption I Changed From Last Weekend's "Laugh Parade"  11/30/2006
Further Proof That I Matter  11/29/2006
I Totally Kicked Thanksgiving's Ass  11/28/2006
Thanksgiving Eve News and Notes  11/22/2006
Today's Fan Letter to Star Jones  11/21/2006
How Was Your Weekend?  11/20/2006
I Know This Looks Like I'm Phoning It In But Whatever  11/17/2006
My Replies to Recent Comments  11/16/2006
My Second Celebrity Interview  11/15/2006
Which is More Horrifying?  11/14/2006
Utter Wonderlist > Missed Connections > The IKEA in Stoughton, MASS  11/13/2006
Happy Veteran's Day Weekend!  11/10/2006
A New Dawn For America  11/09/2006
Utter Wonder's 2006 Mid-Term Election Results  11/08/2006
Utter Wonder's 2006 Election Guide  11/07/2006
I Am So Shiny It Hurts  11/06/2006
In My Vicodin Dreams Toots Hibbert is the Lead Singer of Everything  11/05/2006
A Haiku About Vicodin Written While On Vicodin  11/03/2006