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utter wonder: the bitter, hurt, and confused
thoughts of c monks today’=
;s top 5
things i hate most about beatrice: how she eats food like a = gorilla. a gorilla with braces. how she mocks my love for=
paddington bear. how she told me she loved= me and then went and boffed jas= on mchenry. how she videotaped hersel= f boffing jason mchenry. how she sent the videotap= e to my mother. today’s top 5 things i wish i never ever did:i wish i never met Beatrice. i wish i never loaned Beatrice my video camera. i wish i never mixed up the videotape of beatrice and jason boffing= with the videotape of my Cub Scout troop’s softball game. i wish i never had rebound sex with m= argaret, the 64 year-old secretary at my dad’s office. i wish i never boasted to jason mchenry about having sex with Margaret, my dad̵= 7;s 64 year-old secretary. |
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