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<modified>2006-01-21T01:30:33Z</modified>
<tagline>read this however you will, but view it at 1024 x 768. </tagline>
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<title>October 13, 2032</title>
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<modified>2006-01-21T01:30:33Z</modified>
<issued>2032-10-13T12:48:34Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.utterwonder.com,2032://2.1062</id>
<created>2032-10-13T12:48:34Z</created>
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<name>cmonks</name>


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<dc:subject>Letters to Star Jones</dc:subject>
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</entry>
<entry>
<title>For the Last Time: It Was a Set-Up</title>
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<modified>2010-01-09T15:33:34Z</modified>
<issued>2010-01-07T14:30:27Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.utterwonder.com,2010://2.2096</id>
<created>2010-01-07T14:30:27Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Man Who Plotted to Kill Adoptive Parents Sentenced....</summary>
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<name>cmonks</name>


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<dc:subject>In the News</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.fleetwoodtoday.co.uk/latest/Man-who-plotted-to-kill.5963057.jp">Man Who Plotted to Kill Adoptive Parents Sentenced.</a></p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Blogvent Calendar: Day 24</title>
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<modified>2009-12-24T14:42:06Z</modified>
<issued>2009-12-24T14:34:24Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.utterwonder.com,2009://2.2095</id>
<created>2009-12-24T14:34:24Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"> Hey, I know. I missed some days. Sorry. I hope you&apos;ll be able to go on. God forbid a few missing days in the blogvent calendar might wreck you in some way. One would hope you&apos;re not that fragile....</summary>
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<name>cmonks</name>


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<dc:subject>Blogventing in the Hizzy!</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/images/happywhat1.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/images/happywhat1.php','popup','width=450,height=637,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img alt="click the manger for the final blogvent surprise...and i know it's the same as last year's. sorry. it's too perfect not to use again. happy holidays." src="http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/images/babykesus25-thumb.jpg" hspace=11 border=0 width="70" height="80" /></a></p>

<p>Hey, I know. I missed some days. Sorry. I hope you'll be able to go on. God forbid a few missing days in the blogvent calendar might wreck you in some way. One would hope you're not that fragile. So buck up. God's watching you!</p>

<p>Happy merry and all that.</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Blogvent Calendar: Days 16, 17, and 18</title>
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<modified>2009-12-18T13:57:43Z</modified>
<issued>2009-12-18T13:54:48Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.utterwonder.com,2009://2.2094</id>
<created>2009-12-18T13:54:48Z</created>
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<name>cmonks</name>


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<dc:subject>Blogventing in the Hizzy!</dc:subject>
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<a href="http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/pics/bootsy11.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/pics/bootsy11.php','popup','width=500,height=500,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img alt="click the gingerbread man for a blogvent surprise." src="http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/images/cookiesd-thumb.jpg" border=0 width="80" height="76" /></a></p>

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<a href="http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/pics/bootsy12.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/pics/bootsy12.php','popup','width=409,height=445,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img alt="warning: this blogvent surprise is PG-13." src="http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/images/orn1 copy-thumb.jpg" \hspace=11 width="75" height="69" border="0" /></a><br />
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<entry>
<title>Blogvent Calendar: Days 14 and 15</title>
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<modified>2009-12-14T22:52:51Z</modified>
<issued>2009-12-14T22:48:06Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.utterwonder.com,2009://2.2093</id>
<created>2009-12-14T22:48:06Z</created>
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<name>cmonks</name>


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<dc:subject>Blogventing in the Hizzy!</dc:subject>
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<p></p>

<p><a href="http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/pics/walkenn.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/pics/walkenn.php','popup','width=604,height=402,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img alt="click the lost penguin for a blogvent surprise." src="http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/images/penguiun-thumb.jpg" border=0 width="70" height="118" /></a></p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Blogvent Calendar: Days, 9, 10, and 11</title>
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<modified>2009-12-11T20:18:48Z</modified>
<issued>2009-12-11T20:10:04Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.utterwonder.com,2009://2.2092</id>
<created>2009-12-11T20:10:04Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Sorry for missing a couple of days. I was watching Jersey Shore and tending to the infections, both mental and physical, it inflicted upon me....</summary>
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<dc:subject>Blogventing in the Hizzy!</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>Sorry for missing a couple of days. I was watching <i>Jersey Shore</i> and tending to the infections, both mental and physical, it inflicted upon me.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/pics/InTheHeadlights.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/pics/InTheHeadlights.php','popup','width=490,height=540,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><br />
<img alt="blow out the candle for today's blogvent surprise." src="http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/images/candle-thumb.jpg" border=0 width="60" height="86" /></a></p>

<p><br />
<a href="http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/pics/unicornrobor.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/pics/unicornrobor.php','popup','width=418,height=500,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img alt="click on the ribbon for today's holiday surprise." src="http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/images/ribbon1-thumb.jpg" border=0 width="70" height="76" /></a></p>

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<a href="http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/pics/scarrrrrysanta.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/pics/scarrrrrysanta.php','popup','width=267,height=399,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img alt="clicky for blogventy surprisey." src="http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/images/skibear-thumb.gif" align=left  hspace=11 width="70" height="64" border="0" /></a></p>]]>

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<title>Blogvent Calendar: Day 8</title>
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<modified>2009-12-08T21:22:23Z</modified>
<issued>2009-12-08T21:19:38Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.utterwonder.com,2009://2.2091</id>
<created>2009-12-08T21:19:38Z</created>
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<name>cmonks</name>


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<dc:subject>Blogventing in the Hizzy!</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/pics/doghairr.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/pics/doghairr.php','popup','width=399,height=250,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img alt="ring the bell for a holiday surprise" src="http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/images/bella-thumb.jpg" border=0 width="70" height="78" /></a></p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Blogvent Calendar: Day 7</title>
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<modified>2009-12-07T14:14:06Z</modified>
<issued>2009-12-07T14:11:32Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.utterwonder.com,2009://2.2090</id>
<created>2009-12-07T14:11:32Z</created>
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<name>cmonks</name>


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<dc:subject>Blogventing in the Hizzy!</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/pics/whammmmm.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/pics/whammmmm.php','popup','width=420,height=421,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img alt="click on the gay snowmen for today's blogvent surprise." src="http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/images/snowmen-thumb.jpg" align=left hspace=11 border=0 width="70" height="63" /></a><br />
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<entry>
<title>Blogvent Calendar: Day 4</title>
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<modified>2009-12-04T14:29:21Z</modified>
<issued>2009-12-04T14:28:11Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.utterwonder.com,2009://2.2089</id>
<created>2009-12-04T14:28:11Z</created>
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<name>cmonks</name>


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<dc:subject>Blogventing in the Hizzy!</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/pics/mayonnaisevsmiraclewhip.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/pics/mayonnaisevsmiraclewhip.php','popup','width=340,height=192,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img alt="click on rudolph to reveal today's blogvent calendar surprise." src="http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/images/reindeer-thumb.gif" align=left hspace=11 width="60" height="71" border="0" /></a></p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Blogvent Calendar: Day 3</title>
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<modified>2009-12-03T14:02:50Z</modified>
<issued>2009-12-03T14:01:30Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.utterwonder.com,2009://2.2088</id>
<created>2009-12-03T14:01:30Z</created>
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<name>cmonks</name>


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<dc:subject>Blogventing in the Hizzy!</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/pics/tigerdogs.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/pics/tigerdogs.php','popup','width=600,height=400,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img alt="click on image for today's blogvent calendar for a holiday surprise." src="http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/images/gift-thumb.gif" vspace=11 hspace=11 width="60" height="57" border="0" /></a></p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Blogvent Calendar: Day 2</title>
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<modified>2009-12-02T15:19:18Z</modified>
<issued>2009-12-02T15:12:53Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.utterwonder.com,2009://2.2087</id>
<created>2009-12-02T15:12:53Z</created>
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<name>cmonks</name>


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<dc:subject>Blogventing in the Hizzy!</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/pics/hayden1719162.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/pics/hayden1719162.php','popup','width=280,height=400,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img alt="click on image to get a blogvent calendar surprise." src="http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/images/advent-thumb.jpg" hspace=11 width="50" vspace=11 height="76" border="0" /></a></p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Blogvent Calendar: Day 1</title>
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<modified>2009-12-01T13:46:32Z</modified>
<issued>2009-12-01T13:41:22Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.utterwonder.com,2009://2.2086</id>
<created>2009-12-01T13:41:22Z</created>
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<name>cmonks</name>


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<dc:subject>Blogventing in the Hizzy!</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/pics/bbulbbs.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/pics/bbulbbs.php','popup','width=468,height=286,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img alt="click on me for a blogvent surprise!" src="http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/images/santa copy-thumb.jpg" width="50" border=0 height="76" /></a></p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>If a Blog...</title>
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<modified>2009-09-17T12:10:15Z</modified>
<issued>2009-09-17T11:18:06Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.utterwonder.com,2009://2.2085</id>
<created>2009-09-17T11:18:06Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">...celebrates its seventh birthday, but there&apos;s nobody around to read it, does it make a sound of one hand clapping or can it lead a horse to water? Hi there. Thanks for caring. I guess this is now officially a...</summary>
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<dc:subject>Go You, It&apos;s Your Birthday</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>...celebrates its seventh birthday, but there's nobody around to read it, does it make a sound of one hand clapping or can it lead a horse to water?</p>

<p>Hi there. </p>

<p>Thanks for caring.</p>

<p>I guess this is now officially a seven-year itch. In the meantime go to www.mcsweeneys.net to watch me work.</p>

<p>Things here will resume sometime in the near future. Or thereabouts. </p>

<p><img alt="crybday.jpg" src="http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/pics/crybday-thumb.jpg" width="233" height="350" vspace=11 border=0/></a><br />
</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>I&apos;m Not Saying This Is Just Like a Dream I Had Last Night, But I&apos;m Not Saying It Isn&apos;t Just Like the Dream I Had Last Night Either</title>
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<modified>2009-08-24T21:05:53Z</modified>
<issued>2009-08-24T21:00:14Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.utterwonder.com,2009://2.2084</id>
<created>2009-08-24T21:00:14Z</created>
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<name>cmonks</name>


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<dc:subject>Video Killed the Fair-To-Middling Blogging Star</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nk2wViKSh_M&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nk2wViKSh_M&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>It&apos;s Not As Bad As It Looks</title>
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<modified>2009-08-18T13:04:40Z</modified>
<issued>2009-08-18T13:02:40Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.utterwonder.com,2009://2.2083</id>
<created>2009-08-18T13:02:40Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"> Honest....</summary>
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<dc:subject>My Highs and Lows Are Monumental</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p><img alt="tyler.jpg" src="http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/pics/tylerr-thumb.jpg" width="400" height="533" vspace=11 border=0 /></a><br />
Honest.</p>]]>

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