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<copyright>Copyright 2008</copyright>
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<title>October 13, 2032</title>
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<category>Letters to Star Jones</category>
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<title>Hey Look!</title>
<description> This is the cover of my new book. What do you think? I think it is by the far the best cover of a book in the history of book covers. Yes, my opinion might be a little biased,...</description>
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<category>Please Stop Asking Me About My Book</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 08:19:36 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Congrats, Hillary!</title>
<description> This post is dedicated to letting up when she lets up....</description>
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<category>I Mean, Come On!</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 07:14:03 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Sizing Up The Latest Disasters</title>
<description>Cyclone in Myanmar Over a hundred thousand people dead, with the threat of thousands more perishing thanks to military rulers that have refused aide from most of the world. Earthquake in China 80% of buildings in some cities have been...</description>
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<category>In the News</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 07:41:38 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Survival of the Fittest At Its Finest</title>
<description> My money is on the one on the left. He seems much more agile than his opponent. Yeah, she might make up for it by being better dressed, but wearing a nice sweater only gets you so far in...</description>
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<category>God Damn Robots</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 07:33:58 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Can You Spot the Hillary Supporters?</title>
<description> HINT: She has the white, working class vote locked up. Have a nice weekend. This post is dedicated to onions....</description>
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<category>Patricia Heaton is the Best Person Alive!</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 07:32:06 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Today&apos;s Fan Letter to Star Jones</title>
<description> This post is dedicated to Al Roker....</description>
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<category>Me and Mrs. Jones</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 08:46:25 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Momentum, Mo-shmentum</title>
<description> Hillary has got this one wrapped up. I mean, look at her supporter here. If that&apos;s not unbridled confidence I don&apos;t know what is. She&apos;s got a sticker on her face for god&apos;s sakes. Who&apos;s going to tell her...</description>
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<category>In the News</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 07:44:09 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>You Know, It&apos;s Hard Not to Come Off As &quot;Elitist&quot; When This Is Who We&apos;re Up Against</title>
<description> [pic via Gawker] This post is dedicated to Esperanto....</description>
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<category>I Mean, Come On!</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 07:11:36 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Terrible News</title>
<description>Our Wii died this weekend. It&apos;s pretty much the worst thing ever. We had to send it to Nintendo to be repaired and probably won&apos;t get it back until at least a month. Totally sucks. So all weekend long we...</description>
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<category>Superdad</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 07:08:24 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Which Is More Horrifying?</title>
<description>Falling babies... ...Or Bush talking about the economy? This post is dedicated to being less popular than Nixon right before he resigned....</description>
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<category>Video Killed the Fair-To-Middling Blogging Star</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 06:48:35 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>The 55th Inductee Into Utter Wonder&apos;s Hall of Fame</title>
<description>Today&apos;s induction has been a long time coming. Our inductee, Jody LaFerriere took the brave and courageous and chock full of intestinal fortitude steps to become a member of the UWHOF eleven months ago. That&apos;s when I received her pic...</description>
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<category>&gt; uw hall of fame inductions</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 08:40:22 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>JODY LAFERRIERE: Inducted May 1, 2008</title>
<description>Today&apos;s induction has been a long time coming. Our inductee, Jody LaFerriere took the brave and courageous and chock full of intestinal fortitude steps to become a member of the UWHOF eleven months ago. That&apos;s when I received her pic...</description>
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<category>Utter Wonder Hall Of Fame</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 08:00:14 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>At Least He Looks Like He Knows What He&apos;s Doing Out There</title>
<description>I&apos;m still fighting the less than law abiding fight in Liberty City. In the mean time, please enjoy watching Barack Obama play basketball with the North Carolina Tar Heels. If you look closely in the stands you can see Hillary...</description>
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<category>Video Killed the Fair-To-Middling Blogging Star</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 08:53:47 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Special Announcement</title>
<description> Hi. I&apos;m a better than average dressed 38-year-old man. Father of two, husband to a nationally recognized educator of the year. I&apos;m also a serious artist with a book coming out in the fall. Plus I write a blog...</description>
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<category>I Pride Myself On My Honesty and My Ability to Eat an Enormous Number of Pretzels in One Sitting</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 07:45:59 -0500</pubDate>
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