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yourlife6b.jpgMy book's power didn't let a little thing like nighttime upset its status as a SUPERNOVA. The Ultimate Game Guide to Your Life is still in Amazon's Top 300, and it continues to be a juggernaut in all the same subcategory rankings, as well.

BOOKS: #298 (Wet Cats' rank: #331,512. Grab a towel, kitties - it's over.)

BOOKS>ENTERTAINMENT>HUMOR>PARODIES: #2 (Holding steady!)

BOOKS>ENTERTAINMENT>HUMOR>SATIRE: #5 (Holding steady!)

BOOKS>ENTERTAINMENT>HUMOR: #15 (Up a spot! Three places ahead of FOX and Friends co-host Steve Doocy's book about parenting. I don't know what's worse: that people are actually buying his book or that somebody was willing to mother his children.)

BOOKS>COMPUTERS & INTERNET>GAMES & STRATEGY GUIDES>VIDEO GAMES: #5 (Holding steady!)

BOOKS>LITERATURE & FICTION>HISTORY & CRITICISM>UNITED STATES: #1 (Holding steady! Sister Souljah finally called me late last night to concede. While I respect how she was graceful about it, I wish she hadn't of called during Top Design. She should know better. I loves my shows.)

Day one of the EXTRAVAGANZA went beyond my wildest dreams. Thanks again to everybody who took part in it. If you'd like to order my book and help continue its SUPERNOVA-LIKE ways, you may do so here. I'll continue to check in from time to time throughout the day with updates and whatever else I can think of, though I don't expect to be the fury of blogging power I was yesterday. One man can only do so much.

The Ultimate Game Guide to Your Life" (TOW Books, a division of F+W) is written in the style of a game guide for a fictional video game called "Your Life." The protagonist is "You": an unassuming everyman, who is also something of a sad sack. "You" has a good heart and tries very hard but often gets the short end of the stick. Each chapter represents a stage of development (Chapter One is "Your Infant/Toddler Years; Chapter Three is "Your Adolescence"). The guide walks the reader through every step, offering tips on how best to solve challenges and to successfully advance in the game. Through the guide's instructions, the reader experiences travails and triumphs, from the mundane (learning how to walk, making friends, getting a job) to the slightly less than mundane (losing his virginity, having a child, enduring a midlife crisis).



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