AMAZON RANK UPDATE: 9:44 AM (EST)
Ah, numbers. Who really cares about numbers? When it comes right down to it, numbers are really just arbitrary, numerical things. Nobody looks at numbers any more. But since I've already committed to releasing my book's Amazon numbers from time to time, I can't stop now. No, that would be finky -- and I'm no fink. Wait, would that be finky? According to my spellchecker "finky" isn't even a word. So I guess that means I'm not finky because I can't be. So instead of finky I'll be heroic and awesome and fantastic and oh god my book's numbers are so UNINSPIRING.
BOOKS: #1,263 (Down too much to count from last ranking.)
BOOKS>ENTERTAINMENT>HUMOR>PARODIES: #6 (Down 4 spots.)
BOOKS>LITERATURE & FICTION>HISTORY & CRITICISM>UNITED STATES: #8 (Down 6 spots.)
BOOKS>ENTERTAIN...all right, I think we've seen enough. Like I said, numbers are really meaningless at this point. It's all about passion and love and reminding myself not to check the rankings of my book every fricking hour anymore. I can do it! I know I can! Will power!
