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Apparently Sister Souljah Is Running Her Own Extravaganza Today


Well, all good things must come to an end. I still say that if Sister Souljah and I were to have a history and criticism battle I'd totally mop the floor with her. I ooze history and criticism. Largely because I have a long history of being criticized. Just ask any of my former employers and girlfriends.

Ah, it was to be expected, I guess. Perhaps had I gotten Bill Clinton to say something reactionary about me, The Ultimate Game Guide to Your Life would still be at the top. I just think that sort of pandering is beneath that of a SUPERNOVA.

Anyway, if you'd like to help my book overtake her again, you know what to do.

The Ultimate Game Guide to Your Life" (TOW Books, a division of F+W) is written in the style of a game guide for a fictional video game called "Your Life." The protagonist is "You": an unassuming everyman, who is also something of a sad sack. "You" has a good heart and tries very hard but often gets the short end of the stick. Each chapter represents a stage of development (Chapter One is "Your Infant/Toddler Years; Chapter Three is "Your Adolescence"). The guide walks the reader through every step, offering tips on how best to solve challenges and to successfully advance in the game. Through the guide's instructions, the reader experiences travails and triumphs, from the mundane (learning how to walk, making friends, getting a job) to the slightly less than mundane (losing his virginity, having a child, enduring a midlife crisis).



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