It's my book! In the flesh, no less. Not that my book is made out of flesh, of course. It was just an expression. No, that sort of thing wouldn't be allowed. At least not these days. Perhaps in medieval times it was, when there were dragons and Orcs walking around, but here in the 21st century people would frown on books made of flesh. Plus storing them would be kind of a hassle what with refrigeration costs, etc. Bookstores are having a hard enough time staying in business as it is. Imagine what it would be like if they had to pay the costs for storing flesh books on top of everything else. The electricity bill for the coolers alone would be through the roof.

Anyway, there's really no need to worry about all that because, as you can see, my book is not made of flesh. It's made out of paper and ink and stuff. Honest. Pretty soon you can have one of your very own to verify this. I'll be asking those who are interested in pre-ordering the book to do so on Wednesday, October 29th, exactly three weeks from today. So consider this the official start of the countdown to the "Ultimate Game Guide to Your Life's Pre-Order Extravaganza! I even have included a fancy countdown clock to remind you how much time is left until the big day.

Awesome, huh? Took me 15 hours to make that. It's still not perfect, but whatever. I refuse to work on the thing anymore, so don't ask. Really, I've had it up to here with that stupid countdown clock. It was like the thing had some sort of personal vendetta against. What gives?

Anyway, I'll be updating this blog more frequently now that the countdown to the "Pre-Order Extravaganza" has begun, so please check back often for updates. Thanks!