No, I Haven't Forgotten About "Wet Cats"
Some might wonder that if in my desperate drive to supplant Sister Souljah from the #1 spot in Amazon's History & Criticism list I forgot about my initial goal of destroying Wet Cats, another "humor" book made up entirely of photographs of wet cats. Well, no I haven't. Okay, maybe I did for a little bit, as the success was kind of going to my head, but I've settled down a bit and once again realize what is truly important: Making sure Wet Cats is nothing but a little blip in Amazon's universe when compared to the GIGANTIC SUPERNOVA my book has become.
So, in an effort to get back on track, let's take a look at the latest numbers:
THE ULTIMATE GAME GUIDE TO YOUR LIFE'S AMAZON RANKING: #293
WET CATS' AMAZON RANKING: #290,403
I know for the few Wet Cats fans out there those numbers aren't pretty. I'm sorry. Your bad; you picked the wrong horse. Thankfully, MY SUPERNOVA OF A BOOK is merciful and kind and will allow you back into its good graces provided you order my book from Amazon and send me your copy of Wet Cats for me to mock openly on the Internets. Email me and I will send you my mailing address.
