ORDER MY BOOK EXTRAVAGANZA Eve
'Twas the night before the ORDER MY BOOK EXTRAVAGANZA and all through the virtual bookstore not a creature was stirring not even a...alrighty, I don't have the patience to continue with that. Why? Because tomorrow is too big a day. It's like seventeen Christmases (or twelve Hanukkahs and three Yon Kippurs) at the same time. I'll be updating the site regularly with updates on my book is doing amazon, plus literally three of four more surprises.
So make sure you and your credit card gets plenty of rest tonight, for tomorrow we all shall EXTRAVAGANZANIZE!
