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Testimonials From People Who've Participated in the ORDER MY BOOK EXTRAVAGANZA

"If you get your book AND the Muppet Christmas Carol, you get free shipping! With the $2.60 from the discount on your book, it's like I'm making money! Concerning the 20% discount, you should remind people that the more they buy the more they save. Good luck." - Roman V.

"After years of profitless blogging had left my damaged wrists virtually useless from severe carpal tunnel, I feared I would not be physically able to purchase your new book. Still, I soldiered on, pushing the mouse with my nose to your provided hyperlink. Oddly enough, with each passing moment, my powers began to return to me until --ultimately-- I was able to click 'proceed to checkout' with my now functioning hand. And just now, I did the 'hand jive' for the first time in years. God bless you Mr. Monks and your beautiful book." - Wayne G.

“I ordered this book sight unseen last week for my brother who got married, became a father, and is getting divorced all at the age of 23 and he says of this opus. 'The writer has a good sense of humor.'”
- Ken V.

"I was psyched to participate in Monks' Order My Book Extravaganza. Having chosen the '5 business days' form of delivery, I'll have at least one thing to look forward next Tuesday." - John McCain via MIke G.

Keep those testimonials coming, people! They not only inspire others, but they inspire me. So much so that I'm going to change out my pajamas and get this day started!

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The Ultimate Game Guide to Your Life" (TOW Books, a division of F+W) is written in the style of a game guide for a fictional video game called "Your Life." The protagonist is "You": an unassuming everyman, who is also something of a sad sack. "You" has a good heart and tries very hard but often gets the short end of the stick. Each chapter represents a stage of development (Chapter One is "Your Infant/Toddler Years; Chapter Three is "Your Adolescence"). The guide walks the reader through every step, offering tips on how best to solve challenges and to successfully advance in the game. Through the guide's instructions, the reader experiences travails and triumphs, from the mundane (learning how to walk, making friends, getting a job) to the slightly less than mundane (losing his virginity, having a child, enduring a midlife crisis).



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