The Day Before the ORDER MY BOOK EXTRAVAGANZA
First the good news: As of this posting, my book is ranked 69 spots ahead of Wet Cats. The bad news: It's ranked 150,293rd overall. It's also completely out of the Top 100 Humor Books list. Thankfully, in one day that will change, as the ORDER MY BOOK EXTRAVAGANZA will skyrocket my book to the top. Or to be more realistic, at least into the top 1000 or so. Actually, I don't care how high it ends up just as long as it increases its lead over Wet Cats. Wet Cats needs to eat Ultimate Game Guide's dust, if only to dry them off. Cats don't like being wet. I know this from personal experience.
