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The First Bit of Bad News All Day

Well, it seems as if the EXTRAVAGANZA'S momentum has let up a bit. I've just received word that my planned half hour infomercial about The Ultimate Game Guide to Your Life has been rejected by all the major TV networks tonight. I'm not completely sure why, as you'd think American viewers would be more than interested in hearing me talk about my SUPERNOVA of a book. But from what I gather somebody else has beaten me to the punch.

Oh, well. Can't win them all. But you CAN order my book!

The Ultimate Game Guide to Your Life" (TOW Books, a division of F+W) is written in the style of a game guide for a fictional video game called "Your Life." The protagonist is "You": an unassuming everyman, who is also something of a sad sack. "You" has a good heart and tries very hard but often gets the short end of the stick. Each chapter represents a stage of development (Chapter One is "Your Infant/Toddler Years; Chapter Three is "Your Adolescence"). The guide walks the reader through every step, offering tips on how best to solve challenges and to successfully advance in the game. Through the guide's instructions, the reader experiences travails and triumphs, from the mundane (learning how to walk, making friends, getting a job) to the slightly less than mundane (losing his virginity, having a child, enduring a midlife crisis).



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