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THE NUMBERS:

The Ultimate Game Guide to Your Life's Amazon Ranking: #32,487
Its ranking on the Humor/Parodies List: 46

YOUR CHARGE:

1. Click this link to Amazon -- actually, no, wait, read the rest of the charge -- THEN click the link. Sorry, this step should be last. Though, I'm not sure it would make sense if it came at the the end. I suppose I should have thought this through a little better. Ah well.

2. Order my book.

3. Give yourself a hug. You deserve it.

4. Send me a testimonial, describing how fantastic it felt to buy my book.

5. Check back here throughout the day for updates and whatnot.

THANK YOU!

Now go get buying.

The Ultimate Game Guide to Your Life" (TOW Books, a division of F+W) is written in the style of a game guide for a fictional video game called "Your Life." The protagonist is "You": an unassuming everyman, who is also something of a sad sack. "You" has a good heart and tries very hard but often gets the short end of the stick. Each chapter represents a stage of development (Chapter One is "Your Infant/Toddler Years; Chapter Three is "Your Adolescence"). The guide walks the reader through every step, offering tips on how best to solve challenges and to successfully advance in the game. Through the guide's instructions, the reader experiences travails and triumphs, from the mundane (learning how to walk, making friends, getting a job) to the slightly less than mundane (losing his virginity, having a child, enduring a midlife crisis).



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