The UGGTYL Gift Shop Is Now Open For Bizness
I know, I know, I know. You haven't even gotten a chance to read my book yet and already I'm forcing tchotchkes and clothing on you. Pushy and annoying. I understand. Still, my Ultimate Game Guide to Your Life-themed tchotchkes and clothes are really quite spiffy. Best of all, I make like $2 for every item sold. That means if I sell 25 things I'll have enough to buy five and a half dozen donuts or a video game. Can't beat that. I mean, what's better than donuts and video games?
My point exactly.
